And, the “Dumb Idiot” award goes to.....

"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed) 08/24/2019 at 16:40 • Filed to: None

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I’m not even going to blank out this dude name, because anyone who posts this is just, wow. They deserve people wasting their time on this one.  

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Maxima Speed 08/24/2019 at 17:02

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cp

automatic

WilliamsSW > Maxima Speed 08/24/2019 at 17:20

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So, I presume this thing has a 1600 cc air cooled flat 4 in the rear?

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 08/24/2019 at 18:36

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I think that goes without saying.

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 08/24/2019 at 18:52

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Well an Iron Duke was the other option...

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 08/24/2019 at 18:57

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An iron Duke powered Chevy Citation popped up for sale on FB in Villa Park .... Ewwww ....

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 08/24/2019 at 19:34

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Yuk. I’d say rally cross it, but too fragile I suspect. 

boredalways > shop-teacher 08/24/2019 at 20:05

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Was it blue, 5 door hatch with a dent in the front driver’s side fender?

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 08/24/2019 at 20:25

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Yeah. Also automatic.

shop-teacher > boredalways 08/24/2019 at 20:25

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No, it was 2-tone brown and tan.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Maxima Speed 08/24/2019 at 21:15

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Aw man someone should jump in this, this guy doesn’t know what he has.  I guess the air cooled Porsche craziness hasn’t made it to the 917s yet....  

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 08/24/2019 at 21:28

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Figures. Very few Citations were manuals that I recall. 

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 08/25/2019 at 00:49

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Yep

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Maxima Speed 08/26/2019 at 07:03

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I mean, I’d rock it for about $1k.

I also wouldn’t try to tell anyone it’s a 917.....